I hate hormones.

I am not happy.

My joy is mostly gone and I don’t know why.

I don’t even know what would make me happy at this point.

I don’t know why I don’t know either.

I don’t expect to be happy all the time.

I realize life is often a series of ups and downs.

By all rights, I should be blissful right about now.

However, I am not.

I used to think PMS was just a joke.

Now, I fully understand its grasp.

I think I’ll go eat some chocolate to boost my serotonin levels.